Anonymous asked: I don't know how cum inflation is even possible. No man has that much seminal fluid
It is not a realistically feasible fetish and that’s the fun of it.
Anonymous asked: I always knew you were sophisticated. Cum Inflation is best fetish.
I don’t think sophisticated is the word one would use for that
Anonymous asked: whos in your avatar? do you have a full image of her
It’s my FFXIV character Lili Rulu.
Anonymous asked: Another thing that's bothered me about the milf thing is how it went from referring to a woman in her mid 40s who has had a kid or two, now to someone like in their early 20s with a baby because their boyfriends left them.
Eh, I don’t think age should be a limiting factor in milfness. Yeah, some people push it trying to get a milf that’s as young as possible.
Anonymous asked: i have yet to see from you bara man and thick women together
Well you probably won’t ever see one lmao
Because they’re lazy and don’t understand what the terms really mean. Just like people using the word Bara for any vaguely (usually not very) muscular guy, straight porn, and muscle girls.
people use bara for muscle girls??? This upsets me
I once saw someone once call Tifa “Bara AF” (it was on a drawing of a very buff version of her normal self at least).
(via afrodingus93)
Anonymous asked: How muscular would qualify as Bara for you though? It seems like a looser distinction than MILF would be.
Firstly, it has to be gay stuff because bara was born out of male-oriented/made gay porn/yaoi. With that said; I think Mentaiko’s a good benchmark for minimum amount of baraness. The dad’s from Dream Daddy too are a good benchmark too.
An important thing to keep in mind is Baraness is more about manliness then just pure muscularity. You can be fat and still count as bara.
Because they’re lazy and don’t understand what the terms really mean. Just like people using the word Bara for any vaguely (usually not very) muscular guy, straight porn, and muscle girls.
The “is a mother” requirement to me is nessecary to be a MILF. But, it’s open to interpretation because a woman doesn’t necessarily need to have biological kids of her own. Raikou from F/GO is a an example of that; she’s the “mother” to Kintoki.
Personality (outside of saying they should have a motherly aspect) really doesn’t work much either because there are a lot of different MILFs out there. Izumi from F/MA definitely isn’t your ideal mother-archetype but she’s undoubtedly a MILF. And Raikou is a yandere mom.
Also, just to mention a mom that doesn’t fall into the big-titted variety: Mavis from Hotel Transylvania.
Of course there is always the “What’s a MILF to you isn’t a MILF to someone else” aspect if going by the literal definition of the term “Mother I’d like to Fuck”.
I miss when MILF meant something more then just “woman with big tits” y’know like “Mother I’d like to fuck”.
Keyword being mother.Don’t even get me started on the LIES perpetuated by the DILF acronym.
DILFs are like Unicorns.
They don’t exist and every time you think came across one it’s just a narwhal.
Anonymous asked: The main thing for me when it comes to MILFs is that they’re “motherly” and nurturing. I don’t want to hang around someone who’s a big titted jerk lol..
Well, yeah that’s the main draw to MILFs that they’re Moms. Though you could have a “big titted jerk” milf if it’s in the playful sort of way.
Though you could just have outright abusive milfs if you into that sort of thing. I remember seeing porn of that one lady of Umineko.
I miss when MILF meant something more then just “woman with big tits” y’know like “Mother I’d like to fuck”.
Keyword being mother.
I hate that it had to come to this but I got completely blindsided and had the rug pulled out from under me.
I live with my grandfather, his daughter and her two children (her daughter is 23, her son is 18). I’ve lived with my grandparents because my grandma’s health kept declining over years and it became clear that I was the only one who could reliably care for them as my aunt was in and out of jail/prison regularly. After my grandmother passed away a few years back, a lot of the financial responsibilities and general house management stuff fell to me with my grandpa choosing to handle a few specific things himself, namely mortgage and part of the utilities.
Over time it became clear that he didn’t want me to handle those because he didn’t want me to know how bad the debt was or how poorly he had handled it and other debts after my grandma’s passing.
At the beginning of this year my grandpa had to go in for open heart surgery and had to spend time recovering in the hospital, and this meant he had no choice but to finally let me handle all of the financial responsibilities.
This is when he finally revealed to me that we were facing foreclosure unless he came up with the FULL 10,000 or so dollars he had fallen behind on payments over the years. The bank stopped accepting a monthly payment or partial payment of the debt, demanding a full payment all at once or foreclosure. We weren’t able to make it, and chose to try selling the house. Long story short, we barely managed to sell the house and walk away breaking completely even.
My grandpa’s 50something year old son had said that we could come stay with him until we get our own place and back on our feet, which would only take a couple months just to find and lease a place. So for months, we’ve been planning and figuring things out with that in mind.
Finally, the house sold and we were told we needed to be out of this house no later than November 14th. At the beginning of november, my grandpa’s son calls him and tells him that, no, he wouldn’t be taking all of us in.
Just my grandpa, that me and my 18 year old cousin were on our own, recommending we join the army and “make something of ourselves”. Also stating he was uncomfortable with having me move in anyway, because he “doesn’t really approve of that lifestyle”, criticizing that I’m 30 and single, that he thinks I might be gay, that he thinks anyone my age who still plays video games “probably isn’t great to have around”, working from home is a sign of instability, etc
Also saying that “an 18 year old can find a job and land on their feet really easy”, saying when HE was 18, he left home, got a job and his own apartment, etc, “no reason AJ can’t!”
So it was dropped on me to find somewhere for my cousin and I. He said that, at least, he’ll give his dad the money to rent a uhaul to drive over.
And then today, his son called to tell him that, he can’t take his dad in either. Now’s not a good time, he’s not sure he has the room after all, he has to go in for surgery, excuses excuses He wasn’t giving him any money, either.
I’ve been scrambling to find us a place to stay, with only the money to my name because my grandpa spent the money he had and wasted it on using it to pay for the bail to get my other cousin out of jail, some other legal fees that came from having her daughter taken away, and other shit like that. He also didn’t want to tell me at first, but he had been giving his son money to fix some things in his home that he said needed to be fixed in order to accommodate us.
This lead to a series of very bad arguments and discussions where my grandpa finally conceded that he’s bad with handling money and planning these things, and that leaving everything up to people who have been unreliable in the past has left us in this horrible, horrible position. From now on, I’ll be handling all of it.
Once the 1st comes and we collectively get paid, we could afford the deposit and rent for a place to accommodate us no problem, but of course that’s more than two weeks from now.
So, I guess this is where I get to the point.
I am in desperate need of help and am literally facing homelessness.
I only have $200 to my name after paying bills, renting a storage unit and paying for my grandfather’s medication and certain medical supplies and my income relies on me being able to work on my computer, so making money during this transient period will be difficult. I sorry I have to put it so bluntly but I am on my hands and knees begging for help.
Every cent of the money I get will go towards getting a place for us to stay, even if it just has to be in a shitty motel for a couple of weeks until the home we want to rent becomes available and we get paid and have the full amount to pay for it.
Please, help us. My grandpa is a good man who’s just made a few bad steps and his only mistake was believing he could put his full faith and trust in his family. My cousin is a good kid who trusts me and his grandpa, and I don’t want anything bad to happen to either of them.
my paypal is
omgtehmaikeru at hotmail dot com
or one of these links
https://www.paypal.me/itsmikie
https://www.paypal.com/cgi-bin/webscr?cmd=_s-xclick&hosted_button_id=5H49V3V4TWHMY
So, it’s been a month and we’re still homeless. The apartments and other places I had set up kept falling through as well as what little family we have completely turning their backs. This, combined with my grandpa having to stay in the area due to his doctor finding some issues in his bloodtests (blood is thicker than it should be, some issues related to stress) has kinda forced us into living out if motels
I FINALLY found us all a place to stay, a stable and for sure place to stay where we can rent our own home come the 1st
The problem is it’s out of state, and our only real option is to drive but our current vehicle definitely wouldn’t make it.
I’m ashamed to say I’m asking for help to rent a vehicle that’ll accommodate us three, the dogs and our luggage so like, a minivan or suv. We’re gonna be driving from California to Colorado, then to Missouri.
I’m sorry to have to ask this again, but this time I know for sure this will be the solution that gets us in a better, stable place and far far away from our toxic, abusive and manipulative family and their influence
Away from this horrible, toxic pit if a town
Thank you for reading, and I’m sorry
Not really close to being able to get a rental, but still trying to do what I can since this trip is gonna be an ordeal and a half
Anonymous asked: do you have any weird fetishes you like to draw. So far in your nsfw blog, i seen cream pies
I guess egg laying/cum inflation? I don’t know where those fall on the weird scale
Anonymous asked: Vorare is the Latin word for to swallow or devour and it's shortened to Vore from there
huh learned something new today