I was hoping I wouldn’t see that stupid windowmaker/ashe face overlay because overlays are one of the WORST ways of comparing things because they inherently influence you to see the similarities vs. just looking at them an comparing.
Anonymous asked: Molly would be the one who kills Chris by accident or break his pelvis
If Chris was a normal person probably, but Chris is a Witch Hunter so he’s trained to deal with dangerous stuff and is made of sturdier stuff.
slackercity asked: Saw the gameplay for her and she feels like a mini Widowmaker. Gun shoots faster but less dmg when not aiming, a DOT ability, an escape/repositioning ability. Her ultimate is pretty neat but other than that they are pretty similar. Her design is alright but her gameplay kit is kinda boring.
Well, I can’t talk about how her gameplay is similar or not (haven’t seen it). But, when I was referring to people thinking they looked alike I was refering to there faces.
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Anonymous asked: Roadhog type of women. Chubby chasers men ideal women. Mei doesn't count, her appearance is debatable. She might just literally have wider hips and retain more water in the thighs but still lacks the protruding tummy.
Well maybe someday you’ll get mama hong
Anonymous asked: Yes a very pretty WOMEN hero. We need a big girl.
Zarya already exist?
Anonymous asked: Inb4 Trans hero is release because blizzard needs to bring overwatch back to the spotlight. After this, 10 more waifu heros, most being tomboys because that's sooooooo against gender roles and different from other girls
Eh. I think blizzard is over stunt heroes. But, who knows, they seem to have stopped caring about the outrage seeing as they released another white female hero.
grxviton-surge asked: Omnics have a program in them that makes them want to fuck cowboys
I accept this as the truth.
Anonymous asked: Albino people need representation too. Men can wait and other minorities. Next hero probably some wheel bound guy that has like a gun on his stomach
Overwatch needs more animal representation.
Gimme Jetpack Cat.
I need screenshots of Echo
wynndam asked: Futuristic Bootyshorts is the funniest concept in the world. It's like an armoured pair of boxers
I googled both hoping I’d get some funny pictures but instead I got normal neon booty shorts and a kind of tank called boxers.
Anonymous asked: Let me guess another female hero got introduced?
It’s overwatch. I’m pretty sure they don’t even know male heroes exist anymore.
Ashe is a fucking albino. How did I not clue in till just now.
If she was albino her eyebrows would be white as well. Her hair is just bleached. Also she wouldn’t be in the bloody desert.
Well as someone else said, she could either be coloring them or possibly stylistic tomfoolery because white eyebrows were too hard to read. Though, they show she’s had white hair since she was kid in her lore trailer.
It would seem weird that she’s been bleaching her hair all that time. Not to mention the red eyes are pretty weird when almost every other character has a natural eye color. Only exception are Widowmaker (who was experimented on), and Sombra who’se eyes are purple but we know she has modifications too.
And white hair, fair skin, and red eyes is like stereotypical albinism even if it’s not 100% realistic.
Anonymous asked: It appears the one rule for cowboys/girls in the overwatch universe is that you gotta fuck a robot, so where do i sign up
I think it’s as easy as putting on the hat and some period appropriate clothing. Then Omnics will find you irresistible.
