CHRISTMASZONE

Feb 02

Anonymous asked: To quote dieselbrain about animal/monster dicks, "I’m of the “if it ain’t broke, don’t fix it” opinion when it comes to penises. Humanity struck gold on the first try."

That’s technically incorrect, but I agree with the sentiment at least!

pyrojakk asked: Give me like a hour lol

ok lol

pyrojakk asked: It's a man Length : 3ft And may I see a pic of Maeve?

I haven’t figured out her exact height yet but she’s short (She’s half-dwarven). That dick is probably the same height as her if not taller lol.

pyrojakk asked: Any of your girls willing to take on a 17ft tall Oni?

Maeve, if it’s a male oni. Though depending on how endowed said oni is it might be like watching a fly on a dick.

Anonymous asked: What animal penises are you not afraid of?

None, really. They all scary.

Anonymous asked: Can I have a big smooch from maeve

Are you a monster man?

Anonymous asked: No horse cock, gotcha. What about horse pussy?

nucleic-asshole:

artemuscain-gamingandbs:

lilirulu:

Horse Vagina really isn’t all that different from a human vagina. So, it’s fine.

……..how do you know?

how do you know this op

Google

Anonymous asked: No horse cock, gotcha. What about horse pussy?

Horse Vagina really isn’t all that different from a human vagina. So, it’s fine.

alluringcrest asked: Cat penises is weapons of ass destruction

You could weaponize cat dick.

Snake dicks too.

Anonymous asked: Not a horse cock, as much as you seem to like centaurs?

Nope. Horse penis is scary, too. I make like Centaurs that doesn’t mean I need to like horse penis too.

Anonymous asked: You planning on drawing some dog fuggin or something? Also, with cat boys, do you think they would have barbed peenors or what?

No I just saw porn where someone had a dog cock and the knot wasn’t inside.

I’d rather they have human penises because cat penises are scary.

You know 99% of the time people draw dog cocks in porn the knot is never inserted.

Y’all know the knot serves a purpose, right? It’s not just for show.

Anonymous asked: Would you do anything sexual that doesn't involve you getting nude

No.

You don’t get the image I posted? I got a lot of shit to farm to upgrade him one more time.That’s about it.

For the rest of your comment; It depends if you spend your crystals smartly. Your best bet is not spending a single crystal you get until legfest (happens at the end of every month) because SSR rates get doubled to 6%.

Alternatively wait till you get 90k crystals, wait for legfest, roll all those crystals* till you get 300 sparks then spend said sparks on a guaranteed SSR. Though a couple things: 1) You can’t hoard sparks between month 2)You need to spend them all at once 3)You may have/want to wait till a character you like/want shows up in Legfest.

*Bonus you’ll probably roll at least 1-2 SSR characters with all those crystals.

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