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maybe aliens are sexier than dino girls?
Anonymous

The aliens are just energy while the dino girls come in both red and blue.

so which tier do you prefer and which tier is monster musume
Anonymous

Monmusu in Tier 2 for the most of the main girls. and for a lot of the side girls they fall into vanilla.

I like everything from Vanilla to Tier 3.

But arent there actual non-vanilla monsters in Sea of Solitude? like that one gigant mermaid girl?
Anonymous

I didn’t see a giant mermaid girl in the trailer. But the main character is 100% vanilla monster girl.

so ditf is pulling a gurren lagann with the enemies
Anonymous

It’s not a gurren lagann. It’s just that trigger has a massive hard-on for aliens. I don’t know why but they do.

Im pretty sure any type of monster fucking is not considered vanilla anymore
Anonymous

Nah. There tottally is a vanilla tier of monster fucking.

Vanilla tier is monsters that mostly look human asides from some minor in-human traits. Vampires are good example of vanilla monster fucking. So, are cat girls.

And to give an idea what the other tiers are like:

Next tier would include Anthros (Furries), Lamia, Centaur, Mermaids and other similar monsters.

Then the next tier would include Human-faced beasts (humanoid head and monstrous body).

Then the final tier is literally fucking actual animals like dragons. Don’t do this. Only villains do this.

Y’know probably the biggest reason I’m not all that interested in Sea of Solitude is because I ain’t no vanilla monster fucker.

hokuto-ju-no-ken:

hokuto-ju-no-ken:

I’m like 75% convinced a succubus has been stealing life force from me the last like, 3 days, and not even in the fun like, sexy kinky way 

3 days in a row I’ve had the same kind of incredibly happy, surprise romance dreams 

and I’ve woken up just feeling more super drained and exhausted than usual each time despite a full night’s sleep

Aaand it happened again

I’m nicking a  cross from a church and sending it to you.

EA seems to just follow a formula of Sport games, Micro transactions, and more sports games that no one cares about. I man I fuckin pissed when they cut off the Devs for Unravel 2 and Sea of Solitude because they had actual games worth investing in under EA.

EA is fucking stupid. Instead of showing off SoS gameplay lets have a match for a shitty mobile game that everyone will forget about before it’s even out instead of a game that actually looks interesting!!!

So kokoro is still pregnant and death flags all around
Anonymous

I don’t even know who’s gonna live or die at this fucking point. If everyone turned to tang magma energy I would not be surprised.

EA had like 2 games that were interesting,but then cut them off for Sport games and their Warframe. Destiny,Halo copycat.
Anonymous

I’m glad that Unravel 2 got at least to show gameplay. I feel bad that Sea of Solitude didn’t really get to show off anything and that poor lady was almost hyperventilating on stage.

But, yeah, why the fuck did they need to show off so many of their sports games especially when like only 1 really got talked about the gameplay. They didn’t even really talk about the gameplay in the new STARZ WARZ game or battlefront either.

And Anthem’s gameplay was fake as shit. It was clearly a bunch of AI auto-playing the level going through scripted scenarios trying to make the game look better then it actually is. And they COULDN’T EVEN BE ARSED TO SHOW A FUCKING BOSS FIGHT!!!

Those people were more likely than not EA employees. The companies load their employees into the conferences so they get cheers, because the journos generally don't give a shit.
Anonymous

Yeah, that seems likely because they could essentially do that for free and not reveal that they’re being try hards to impress people

Also, did anyone else notice they very obvious “hype-rs” in the crowd during EAs conference? Like people who where obviously paid to cheer at certain points?

SO, UHM, DARLIFRA

NANI THE FUCK???????????????????????????

You can't even fuck in Anthem, so their biggest game is just an Iron Man simulator on Lost Planet.
Anonymous

It’s not even that. It’s “what if we ripped off Warframe AND Destiny?”: the game.

even the sports games have a battle royale mode
Anonymous

wait did they really announce a battle royale for their SPAWTS games or are you kidding? I honestly can’t tell nor do I remember any of the SPAWTS stuff from their conference.