CHRISTMASZONE
To quote dieselbrain about animal/monster dicks, "I’m of the “if it ain’t broke, don’t fix it” opinion when it comes to penises. Humanity struck gold on the first try."
Anonymous

That’s technically incorrect, but I agree with the sentiment at least!

Give me like a hour lol

ok lol

It's a man Length : 3ft And may I see a pic of Maeve?
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I haven’t figured out her exact height yet but she’s short (She’s half-dwarven). That dick is probably the same height as her if not taller lol.

Any of your girls willing to take on a 17ft tall Oni?

Maeve, if it’s a male oni. Though depending on how endowed said oni is it might be like watching a fly on a dick.

What animal penises are you not afraid of?
Anonymous

None, really. They all scary.

Can I have a big smooch from maeve
Anonymous

Are you a monster man?

No horse cock, gotcha. What about horse pussy?
Anonymous

nucleic-asshole:

artemuscain-gamingandbs:

lilirulu:

Horse Vagina really isn’t all that different from a human vagina. So, it’s fine.

……..how do you know?

how do you know this op

Google

No horse cock, gotcha. What about horse pussy?
Anonymous

Horse Vagina really isn’t all that different from a human vagina. So, it’s fine.

Cat penises is weapons of ass destruction

You could weaponize cat dick.

Snake dicks too.

Not a horse cock, as much as you seem to like centaurs?
Anonymous

Nope. Horse penis is scary, too. I make like Centaurs that doesn’t mean I need to like horse penis too.

You planning on drawing some dog fuggin or something? Also, with cat boys, do you think they would have barbed peenors or what?
Anonymous

No I just saw porn where someone had a dog cock and the knot wasn’t inside.

I’d rather they have human penises because cat penises are scary.

You know 99% of the time people draw dog cocks in porn the knot is never inserted.

Y’all know the knot serves a purpose, right? It’s not just for show.

Would you do anything sexual that doesn't involve you getting nude
Anonymous

No.

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I don’t get it…. I played the game for a bit but maybe i’m not doing it right but it seems like i can’t really get any good characters without spending money.

You don’t get the image I posted? I got a lot of shit to farm to upgrade him one more time.That’s about it.

For the rest of your comment; It depends if you spend your crystals smartly. Your best bet is not spending a single crystal you get until legfest (happens at the end of every month) because SSR rates get doubled to 6%.

Alternatively wait till you get 90k crystals, wait for legfest, roll all those crystals* till you get 300 sparks then spend said sparks on a guaranteed SSR. Though a couple things: 1) You can’t hoard sparks between month 2)You need to spend them all at once 3)You may have/want to wait till a character you like/want shows up in Legfest.

*Bonus you’ll probably roll at least 1-2 SSR characters with all those crystals.

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