I never knew that building demolition took so long. For the last month or so an old building in my town has been getting prepped for demolition.

Obviously most of that was safely removing the asbestos but now they’re cutting up the front or something.

gurgle

Astolfo is that big a slut. Charlemagne, Seig, Guda(k)o, and now, the Extra Protags. He’s an unstoppable raging slut.

Someone asked a couple days ago if Astolfo could get preggo.

I didn’t finish Apo because it’s ass but if I had to guess based on what I know about Astolfo it’s probably friends with benefits.

If you go by the hermaphrodite theory then it’d be their vagina. But, uh, butt babies aren’t an uncommon thing either.

I keep getting videos in my recommendations about how toxic the fire emblem fandom is and I’m just like “this ain’t fucking news it’s been that way since a awakening” and probably even before that.

Well, the most logical one is that the guy is actually a hermaphrodite. It’s not that complex. I’ve seen at at least one yaoi manga that actually had the guy sorta like Oysters where they grew vaginas under certain situations.

Other options are the artificial wombs that somehow latch onto the insides of the man and can produce an egg from his DNA. Seen this too in yaoi.

Of course my sister takes over the bathroom when I need to piss really badly

Man, as much as I feel like another season of Free! is completely unnecessary…

I am gonna watch that shit like the filthy little fujoshit I am.

You’d think I was on tumblr mobile with the amount of shit that just isn’t loading for me

People didn’t turn a blind eye with Astolfo. Everyone though Astolfo was just crazy.

You’re wrong there buddy. She loves Shirou…because he brings her food.

Because Saber’s a fucking idiot who practically had a harem of hot men she could have fucked but didn’t.

real answer: because it’d be real hard to explain why their supposedly male king is preggo

That’s a big ol’ shrug. She might be able to, and you’d assume she’d be able to, but she’s also an incest baby homunculus so who knows. Even if she can’t though her mother probably could and planned to endick her for the purpose of creating an heir regardless.