haillenarte:

Zephirin: …But in your case, we have made an exception. You are hereby appointed to the Thirteenth Seat of the Heavens’ Ward. Henceforth, you will be in the service of Ishgard and the Holy See.

Grinnaux: That you would dare defy me… how interesting. Do you even realize how many fools I’ve cut to pieces?

Adelphel: How do you feel about banquets and social events? Attending the belles of society is one of our many honorable duties, you see. …If you’ve no confidence in your dancing skills, perhaps I could practice with you.

Charibert: Hmm… that brooding look doesn’t look half bad on you. Do you seriously need me to hold your hand through this? Oh, fine, just don’t lose your head!

if you live in a timezone where it’s already april 1 you can suffer with me

because for one horrible moment i thought these screens from the last dev post were real 

and then i realized it was an ishgard dating sim and that there was no way in hell that would ever happen and also that i want to curl up somewhere and die because, elves