consider the following:

1. syrictae are bipedal and super-muscles.

2. syrictae have an idle animation of beating their chests.

3. syrictae have the skill Flex.

4. syrictae have an aoe skill Firewater, firewater being a term for high-proof liquor.

5. syrictae have an aoe skill Bragot Breath, bragot (more commonly spelled ‘braggot’) being a form of like. half-mead, half-beer.

conclusion:

syrictae are what happens when bro heretics drink the dragon’s blood.