Why does Ted Cruz always stand like he’s a Termin- oh my god
Ted Cruz is a Terminator and was sent back in time by Skynet to perform the Zodiac killings.
This also explains why Ted Cruz has such a weird smile.
The Zodiac Killer (Ted Cruz) killed 37 seemingly random people. But were they really random? Is it possible that those 37 people were important resistance fighters during the war with the machines?
After assassinating each target, Cruz is stuck in the past and goes quiet, having fulfilled his duties… Until the 2016 election. Why is a Terminator running for president? To ensure Skynet gains control.
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