I think “Hey, fuck you, buddy. I spent the night learning to riverdance,” is going to be my go-to excuse for everything, now. –AW
“hey, fuck you buddy. i do what i want,” is basically my life motto already, so
“You know why, Bob?! my bed was too comfortable” is actually my excuse for everything.
“I think you know I’m filled with existential angst” is 100% accurate tbh
“It won’t happen again but I watched porn instead” LOL Fuckin PERFECT
“look at me in the eye, *points at crotch*” I’m fuCKIN
“Look me in the eye… I don’t give a shit.” Hah
“Hey, fuck you buddy. It’s not of your business” Why is this exactly me.