After seeing some tips for how to hide boners, I am legit curious about who looks at someone’s crotch enough to notice. Like seriously I ain’t staring at another person’s junk during a conversation so y’all are safe.
All it takes is one glance, yo
Like, think about it
You ever kinda like, glance over a direction or something, THINK you see something so you double check even if there’s nothing there?
Like I’m pretty sure you don’t really stare at someone’s teeth but you’re sure gonna notice a piece of broccoli
That is true, good point.
“Nobody looks at people’s crotches” I thought
“Nobody’ll notice” I said to myself
Yeah, trust me from personal experience as a boner spotter. If you have a boner and don’t hide it people will notice.
Also, don’t fumble yourself in public like that one chinese dude who was reading porn and getting boners on the bus.