CHRISTMASZONE

hokuto-ju-no-ken:

madammaria:

hokuto-ju-no-ken:

madammaria:

After seeing some tips for how to hide boners, I am legit curious about who looks at someone’s crotch enough to notice. Like seriously I ain’t staring at another person’s junk during a conversation so y’all are safe.

All it takes is one glance, yo

Like, think about it

You ever kinda like, glance over a direction or something, THINK you see something so you double check even if there’s nothing there?

Like I’m pretty sure you don’t really stare at someone’s teeth but you’re sure gonna notice a piece of broccoli

That is true, good point.

“Nobody looks at people’s crotches” I thought

“Nobody’ll notice” I said to myself

image

Yeah, trust me from personal experience as a boner spotter. If you have a boner and don’t hide it people will notice.

Also, don’t fumble yourself in public like that one chinese dude who was reading porn and getting boners on the bus.

  1. unowen-is-dead reblogged this from lilirulu
  2. manfredomorales reblogged this from lilirulu
  3. bigwordsandsharpedges reblogged this from spookyscaryskeleton1
  4. spookyscaryskeleton1 reblogged this from hokuto-ju-no-ken
  5. jkemosabe reblogged this from lilirulu
  6. 5qua5h reblogged this from lilirulu
  7. phailnail reblogged this from lilirulu
  8. lilirulu reblogged this from hokuto-ju-no-ken and added:
    Yeah, trust me from personal experience as a boner spotter. If you have a boner and don’t hide it people will notice....
  9. gatewinks reblogged this from hokuto-ju-no-ken
  10. gameboyprinter reblogged this from hokuto-ju-no-ken
  11. hokuto-ju-no-ken reblogged this from madammaria and added:
    “Nobody looks at people’s crotches” I thought“Nobody’ll notice” I said to myself
  12. madammaria reblogged this from hokuto-ju-no-ken and added:
    That is true, good point.