My fucking dad threw a hissy fit because my mom asked him to get some nice pants to wear to HIS SON’S* wedding. He was screaming so loud he woke up my niece who was here and made her mom/my sister leave the house in the pouring fucking rain.

All over a pair of fucking pants.

(*note: his son has NO biological relation to my mom and doesn’t even consider my mom to be his mother-in-law)