butterfly buddy
Zephirin: …But in your case, we have made an exception. You are hereby appointed to the Thirteenth Seat of the Heavens’ Ward. Henceforth, you will be in the service of Ishgard and the Holy See.
Grinnaux: That you would dare defy me… how interesting. Do you even realize how many fools I’ve cut to pieces?
Adelphel: How do you feel about banquets and social events? Attending the belles of society is one of our many honorable duties, you see. …If you’ve no confidence in your dancing skills, perhaps I could practice with you.
Charibert: Hmm… that brooding look doesn’t look half bad on you. Do you seriously need me to hold your hand through this? Oh, fine, just don’t lose your head!
if you live in a timezone where it’s already april 1 you can suffer with me
because for one horrible moment i thought these screens from the last dev post were real
and then i realized it was an ishgard dating sim and that there was no way in hell that would ever happen and also that i want to curl up somewhere and die because, elves
long Kavat is loooooooOOOAAAUUUGGHH Why are these fools still breathing my air?! THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE!
By がばどん
Me eating ice cream with the future bae
literally same
ALL THREE OF THOSE BEARS ARE MY HUSBANDS
Vote for your favorite trashy warlord
Candidates Spotilight
Venom Snake
Pros: Supports marijuana legalization
Cons: Someone else’s political puppetQuiet
Pros: Hasn’t said anything problematic during the campaign
Cons: Hasn’t said anything at all during the campaignOcelot
Pros: Tons of connections, experience navigating political environments
Cons: His whole program is based on getting Big Boss to bang himKaz Miller
Pros: Great management skills, solid proposals for economic reform
Cons: Die-hard supporter of the war on Cipher
