CHRISTMASZONE

Instead of selling loot boxes, EA will now sell the parts to build your favorite Star Wars character piece by piece. Sale on Darth Vader's right arm 50% discount with code 2hot2handle.

alphaotaku

Scammy, but not exploitative enough. Put ‘em lootboxes and it’d be perfect. (and, also, illegal in japan).

*･゜ﾟ･*:.｡..｡.:*･'(*ﾟ▽ﾟ*)'･*:.｡. .｡.:*･゜ﾟ･* happy birthday. We were told to say something nice to you. The reason why earth doesn't have more catastrophic asteroid impacts is because Jupiter more or less eats all of them or flings them back out of the immediate solar system.

alphaotaku

Thanks for the birthday greeting and fun fact!

Hey what is the fastest liquid on earth? Milk, because it's pasteurized before you can see it.

alphaotaku

That’s terrible. Why would you come into my ask box and subject me to this.

@hokuto-ju-no-ken

More than likely someone in your IP address range got themselves banned. I saw that message once a long time ago. After a while you'll probably get a new ip block (as in a range of addresses) and you can return to frog worshipping goodness and caturday.

alphaotaku

I don’t particularly care because I don’t use 4chan unless I’m linked to something from a friend.

Poor Maeve must have a terrible time with sitting.

alphaotaku

Nah it’s okay. She’s got Dwarf-blood in her. She’s a hardy girl.

But you're already on Tumblr. How can we throw you into a hell out when you're already in one

alphaotaku

ain’t that the truth…haha…ha

Do you like Star Trek? And if so which series do you like best?

alphaotaku

I do like Star Trek, mainly the series with Picard, because that’s what I watched most of the time as a kid on TV. I’m not super into now that I’m older because I don’t got TV and only having one monitor makes watching stuff online a pain.