IT’S CHRISTMAS, BITCHES!!!!!
I'm a vanilla fucker, all this discourse about monsters makes me feel very inadequate.
Good.

Callout post for @bioandrunaway
She wears sandals! Sandals!
The nerve.
Moira is a confirmed heterosexual because no one interested in women has fingernails like that
Moira is a confirmed asexual because no one interested in human contact has fingernails like that
who do you think you are? some kind of dick queen, a DUEEN? you can't just make dicks all around the world wear suits, dicks

I AM THE QUEEN OF PHALLUS AND I HEREBY DECREE THAT ALL PENI ACROSS THE LAND MUST BE ADORNED IN LITTLE DAPPER SUITS.
callout post for @lilirulu
- is amazing friend
- bullies me about blueberries
- bullies my roegadyn about cherries
- draws the finest tidd
- does this shit
WELL WHERE IS IT? WHERE IS MY PORN?











